1.You Are My Sunshine! You are My sunshine,My only sunshine.You make me happy,when skies are gray.You will never know,How much I love you.Please don't take my sunshine away.You will never know,How much I love you.Please don't take my sunshine away. 2.A Well-Mannered Mom A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the den.Suddenly,there was a crash of breaking dishes,then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said:"It was Mom.""how do you know it?""She didn't say anything." 3.A Shrewd Guess While taking the 1993 census,I called on a woman who refused to state her age.I told her I waspermitted to make an estimate."I guess 85 is about right," I said and pretended to write on the form."Don't you dare!"she snapped."I'm only 68" 4.Are You Sure? One patient complained about the hospital to one of the head of the nurses."They treat us like dogs." The head nurse said:"Mr.Wang,You know what you said is not true.Now. Listen! I'll count three.Roll over and off the bed on the other side of it. 5.Good By Comparison A colleague told me about the day he went to his high school reunion:"My wife and I walked in the door,and a man I didn't recognize started hugging me, saying how happy he was to see me.When I confessed that I didn't know him, he said:"I don't know you either,but until you came I was the only baldest man here!" 6.Party Talk At a party several young couples were discussing the difficulties of family budgets. "I really don't want a lot of money,"said one yuppie,"I just wish we could afford to live the way we're living now."(yuppie:any young urban professional people) 7.Second Best A man and I waited patiently as a woman examined practically every head of lettuce in a big container at a supermarket. Finally she made her choice and placed it in her cart. the man coughed politely,then said:"Perhaps you would be kind enough to tell me which lettuce you consider second best." 8.The Repairman My husband maintains machinery at a factory. Whenever my little girl asks me what her daddy does at work,I always say,"He fixes the big machines there."One time after receiving my usual answer,she said indignantly:"Well,who keeps breaking them?" 9.Wool Teacher:What do we get from sheep? Boy: Wool Teacher: You are quite right. And what do we make from wool? Boy: I don't know.Teacher: Well,what is your coat made of? Boy: My coat was made from my father's old coat. 10.Too Traditional A Chinese emperor ordered one of his servants to find him a hundred-year-old egg.Rturning empty-handed.the servant explained,"No hundred-year-old eggs,Master,but I can get you a fifty-year-old egg." "No,thanks,"the emperor replied."you know I hate instant food!"