VMware has you
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     When  avers  catch  your  virus,  they  analyze it. In case of complex
 networking  creature,  they  must  learn  how  it  spreads. How it infects
 computers via network. How it infects files. There exists some programs to
 emulate  virtual  OS'es  on  the single machine. This is the best solution
 when  you need to study some virus without risk to fuckup your own system.
 So,  there  appears  a  question:  how to find out if our virus is running
 under virtual OS.

     One  of  such  programs  is  VMware.  It  has  own "backdoor" port, to
 communicate  between  internal  (emulated)  and  exernal (emulating) code.
 There   are   some  functions,  which  allows  you  (under  emulation)  to
 enable/disable  different  virtual devices, send internal messages, and do
 other  things.  Here  is  how  these  functions are called (you should use
 exception handling for this code):

        mov     ecx, 0Ah    ; CX=function# (0Ah=get_version)
        mov     eax, 'VMXh' ; EAX=magic
        mov     dx, 'VX'    ; DX=magic
        in      eax, dx     ; specially processed io cmd
        ; output: EAX/EBX/ECX = data
        cmp     ebx, 'VMXh' ; also eax/ecx modified (maybe vmw/os ver?)
        je      under_VMware

  VMware registry keys are

    HKLM\Software\VMware, Inc.\VMware for Windows NT     -- real
    HKLM\Software\VMWare, Inc.\VMware Tools\             -- virtual

  VMware executables directory is

    C:\Program Files\VMware     -- both real and virtual

     There  can be many different methods to detect if you're under virtual
 OS,  such  as  incorrectly  emulated  ports,  predetermined hardware info,
 special drivers and other things.

     About  actions  to  be performed under virtual OS, well, it depends on
 your  wicked  souls  --  from  fucking up everything, which will result in
 minor  time  loss,  to  perverting  virus  strategy,  which  may result in
 misunderstanding your code and make emulation useless.

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