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<TD width=233>基礎應用與新手入門>> IT英語</TD>
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<P>今天不給大家發閱讀了,,發一些簡單的句子,</P>
<P>* Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider
themselves <BR>lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
<BR>真正的程序員不循規蹈矩,他們對用戶說:拿到你想要的,然后滾蛋, <BR>你已經很幸運了! <BR>* Real Programmers
don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it <BR>should be hard
to understand and even harder to modify. <BR>真正的程序員不寫注釋。難寫的程序天生難以理解、難以修改。
<BR>* Real Programmers don't write application programs; they program
right down <BR>on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who
can't do <BR>systems programming. <BR>真正的程序員不寫應用程序。他們愛白手起家。只有不懂寫系統程序的
<BR>軟弱者才寫應用程序。 <BR>* Real Programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real
programmers don't know <BR>how <BR>to SPELL quiche. They eat Twinkies, and
Szechwan food. <BR>真正的程序員不吃蛋卷。他們根本不屑也不懂拼“quiche(蛋卷)”這個詞。
<BR>他們吃twinkies和四川菜。 <BR>注:twinkies可能是某種用兩片面包片夾著的食物。 <BR>* Real
Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on future
<BR>hardware. Noboby trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens
will <BR>ever be able to fit on a single planet.
<BR>真正的程序員只為未來機器上用的語言寫標準。鬼才會相信有哪個星球會 <BR>用他們的標準。 <BR>* Real Programmers
never program in COBOL, money is no object. <BR>真正的程序員不用cobol編程,金錢如糞土。
<BR>注:不知所云! <BR>* Real Programmers never right justify text that will be
read on a <BR>fixed-character-width medium. <BR>真正的程序員將文本寫得錯落有致。 <BR>*
Real Programmers wear hiking boots only when it's much too cold to wear
<BR>sandals. When it's only too cold, they wear socks with their sandals.
<BR>真正的程序員愛穿涼鞋,就算天氣變冷,他們也只是再穿上襪子而已。 <BR>只有寒風徹骨時,他們才會換上跑鞋。 <BR>* Real
Programmers don't think that they should get paid at all for their
<BR>work, but they know that they're worth every penny that they do make.
<BR>真正的程序員并不奢求取得每一分該得的錢,但任何拿到手的錢都 <BR>問心無愧。 <BR>* Real Programmers log in
first thing in the morning, last thing before they <BR>go to sleep, and
stay logged in for lots of time in between.
<BR>真正的程序員每天只需記錄起床后的第一件事和睡覺前的最后一件事, <BR>之間的一切照套模板即可。 <BR>* Real
programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are after all, the
<BR>illerate's form of documentation. <BR>真正的程序員不畫流程圖。流程圖是文盲寫的文檔。 <BR>*
Real Programmers don't use Macs. Computers which draw cute little pictures
<BR>* Real Programmers never program in COBOL, money is no object.
<BR>真正的程序員不用cobol編程,金錢如糞土。 <BR>注:不知所云! <BR>* Real Programmers don't use
Macs. Computers which draw cute little pictures
<BR>真正的程序員不用MAC機。能畫可愛的卡通的電腦是給膽小鬼用的。 <BR>* Real Programmers don't read
manuals. Reliance on a reference is the <BR>hallmark of a novice and a
coward. <BR>真正的程序員不看使用指南。只有初學者和膽小鬼會百分百相信手冊。 <BR>* Real Programmers don't
write in COBOL. COBOL is for gum chewing twits who <BR>maintain ancient
payroll programs. <BR>真正的程序員不用cobol。cobol只能用來維護遠古的工資程序。 <BR>* Real
Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for wimpy engineers <BR>who
<BR>wear white socks. The get excited over finite state analysis and
nuclear <BR>reactor simulations.
<BR>真正的程序員不寫fortran程序。fortran是讓畏縮的白領工程師用的。 <BR>那些人只鐘情于有限的狀態分析和核反應堆模擬。
<BR>* Real Programmers don't write in Modula-2. Modula-2 is for insecure
<BR>analretentives who can't choose between Pascal and COBOL.
<BR>真正的程序員不用modula-2編程。modula-2集合了pascal和cobol的缺點。 <BR>* Real Programmers
don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be <BR>written on one
line. <BR>真正的程序員不寫apl程序,除非他能在一行內把一個程序寫完。 <BR>* Real Programmers don't
write in Lisp. Only effeminate programmers use more <BR>parentheses than
actual code. <BR>真正的程序員不用lisp編程。只有女人氣的程序員才會用的括號比代碼還多。 <BR>for compulsive
neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear <BR>neckties and
carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.
<BR>真正的程序員鄙視結構化編程。結構化編程是讓過早被訓練怎樣上廁所 <BR>的強迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好領帶,然后小心翼翼
<BR>地在另一張書桌上削鉛筆。 <BR>* Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic.
The decimal point was <BR>invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to
think big. <BR>真正的程序員鄙視浮點運算。十進制是為蠢人而發明的。 <BR>* Real Programmers know every
nuance of every instruction and use them all <BR>in <BR>every Real
Program. Some candyass architectures won't allow EXECUTE <BR>instructions
to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target <BR>instruction. Real
Programmers despise petty restrictions. <BR>真正的程序員深諳指令之間的細微差別,而且非在寫的每一個程序中
<BR>都體現出來不可。有些編譯器不允許EXECUTE指令象對目標指令那樣 <BR>對另一個EXECUTE指令尋址。真正的程序員對這種限制熟記于心。
<BR>* Real Programmers Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys
who <BR>can't choose between Cobol and Fortran.
<BR>真正的程序員不用PL/I。PL/I是讓偎依在媽媽身邊的小男孩在無法 <BR>從cobol和pascal中選擇時用的。 <BR>* Real
Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of
<BR>course, they are the Chief Programmer.
<BR>能擺平那些有心智缺陷的人,比如那些資深的策劃者(他們很愛“教導” <BR>程序員們)。 <BR>* Real programmers
ignore schedules. <BR>真正的程序員不按日程表辦事。 <BR>* Real Programmers don't bring
brown bag lunches to work. If the vending <BR>machine sells it, they eat
it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, <BR>they <BR>don't eat it.
<BR>真正的程序員不帶午餐上班。有得吃就吃,沒得吃就餓著。 <BR>* Real Programmers think better when
playing Adventure or Rogue. <BR>真正的程序員在冒險和滋事時腦子最聰明。 <BR>* Real Programmers
use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
<BR>真正的程序員用C,因為C是最容易拼的語言,只有一個字母。 <BR>* Real Programmers don't use symbolic
debuggers, who needs symbols. <BR>真正的程序員不用符號化的調試器,因為它竟需要符號。 <BR>* Real
Programmers only curse at inanimate objects.
<BR>真正的程序員只詛咒死氣沉沉的東西。</P></DIV></TD></TR>
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