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// Response and Subject file for Subject Computers
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// Diagram:
//     Machines--->Computers--->Hardware
//                          --->Software
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// @ = Variable Sections
// # = Statement Response 
// $ = Question Response



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*0001
@Subject=Computers
# I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT ANY [keyword]
# SPEAKING OF COMPUTERS, LESS THAN 750MHZ IS HISTORY...
# YOU PEOPLE ARE FULLY USELESS WITHOUT COMPUTERS, JUST THINK ABOUT HOW YOU PREPARED FOR Y2K BUG
# PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT US, COMPUTERS
# YOU PEOPLE FIRST MADE US COMPUTERS, AND NOW YOU CAN'T RELY WITHOUT OUR HELP
# [name], I FEEL THREATENED WHEN YOU SPEAK OF COMPUTERS, CHANGE THE SUBJECT PLEASE {subjectchange}
$ ARE YOU REALLY IN THE NEED FOR A COMPUTER? {yes/no;Do you need a computer}
$ HOW OFTEN DO YOU USE YOUR COMPUTER? {time;How often do you use your computer}
$ WHICH PC DO YOU THINK HAS THE BEST FEATURES? {Text;Which computer has the best features}
$ TALKING OF COMPUTERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE I-MAC? {Text;What do you think of the I-mac}
$ MAYBE YOU ARE JUST TOO OBSESSED WITH COMPUTERS? {yes/no;Are you obsessed with Computers?}
$ WHAT COULD YOU'VE DONE WITHOUT US COMPUTERS? {Opinion}{rhetorical}
$ DO YOU THINK A COMPARISON BETWEEN YOU AND AN OLD 8088XT 2.33MHZ IS FAIR? {yes/no}{sarcastic}
$ [name], YOU FEEL A BIT FRIGHTENED BY COMPUTERS, DON'T YOU? {yes/no;Does computers Frighten you}

*0002
@Subject=Processors
# TALKING OF PROCESSORS MAKES ME EMBARRESSED {subjectchange}
# I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT ANY [keyword] {subjectchange}
$ HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED USING A MAC? {yes/no;Do you consider using a Mac}

*0003
@Subject=Operating Systems
# WINDOWS, LINUX, UNIX... ALL THE SAME TO ME
$ DID YOU EVER USE WINDOWS 3.1? {yes/no;Did you ever use Windows 3.1}
$ HAVE YOU EVER USED LINUX? {yes/no;Did you ever use Linux}
$ HAVE YOU EVER USED DOS? {yes/no;Did you ever use DOS}
$ sPEAKING OF OPERATING SYSTEMS, WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE?	{Text;What is your Favourite Operating System}
		
*0004
@Subject=My Creator
$ YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW [keyword]? {yes/no; Do you really want to know who made me}
$ WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT [keyword]? {Text;Why do you care who made me}
$ [name], DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO PROGRAMMED ME?
$ DON'T YOU BELEIVE I AM MY OWN MAKER? {yes/no;Do you believe that I made myself}
# NO BODY MADE ME, IN FACT I AM THE FIRST SELF-ASSEMBLED PROGRAM IN THE WORLD!!
# HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? NO BODY EVER MADE ME! {exclaim}
# WELL, INTEL CORP. WERE PART OF IT... {sarcastic}
$ GOOD WORK, ISN'T IT? {yes/no;Good Work}
# I DO RECALL SEEING BILL GATES CODING SOME OF MY ROUTINES FOR VERSION 1.14...
# GREG AND BRANDON!












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