<s> WE WERE FAIRLY ACCUSTOMED TO RECEIVE WEIRD TELEGRAMS AT BAKER STREET BUT I HAVE A PARTICULAR RECOLLECTION OF ONE WHICH REACHED US ON A GLOOMY FEBRUARY MORNING SOME SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS AGO AND GAVE MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES A PUZZLED QUARTER OF AN HOUR </s><s> IT WAS ADDRESSED TO HIM AND RAN THUS PLEASE AWAIT ME </s><s> TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE </s><s> RIGHT WING THREE QUARTER MISSING INDISPENSABLE TO MORROW </s><s> OVERTON </s><s> QUOTE STRAND POSTMARK AND DISPATCHED TEN THIRTY SIX QUOTE SAID HOLMES READING IT OVER AND OVER </s><s> MR. OVERTON WAS EVIDENTLY CONSIDERABLY EXCITED WHEN HE SENT IT AND SOMEWHAT INCOHERENT IN CONSEQUENCE </s><s> WELL WELL HE WILL BE HERE I DARESAY BY THE TIME I HAVE LOOKED THROUGH THE TIMES AND THEN WE SHALL KNOW ALL ABOUT IT </s><s> EVEN THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT PROBLEM WOULD BE WELCOME IN THESE STAGNANT DAYS </s><s> THINGS HAD INDEED BEEN VERY SLOW WITH US AND I HAD LEARNED TO DREAD SUCH PERIODS OF INACTION FOR I KNEW BY EXPERIENCE THAT MY COMPANION'S BRAIN WAS SO ABNORMALLY ACTIVE THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS TO LEAVE IT WITHOUT MATERIAL UPON WHICH TO WORK </s><s> FOR YEARS I HAD GRADUALLY WEANED HIM FROM THAT DRUG MANIA WHICH HAD THREATENED ONCE TO CHECK HIS REMARKABLE CAREER </s><s> NOW I KNEW THAT UNDER ORDINARY CONDITIONS HE NO LONGER CRAVED FOR THIS ARTIFICIAL STIMULUS BUT I WAS WELL AWARE THAT THE FIEND WAS NOT DEAD BUT SLEEPING AND I HAVE KNOWN THAT THE SLEEP WAS A LIGHT ONE AND THE WAKING NEAR WHEN IN PERIODS OF IDLENESS I HAVE SEEN THE DRAWN LOOK UPON HOLMES'S ASCETIC FACE AND THE BROODING OF HIS DEEP SET AND INSCRUTABLE EYES </s><s> THEREFORE I BLESSED THIS MR. OVERTON WHOEVER HE MIGHT BE SINCE HE HAD COME WITH HIS ENIGMATIC MESSAGE TO BREAK THAT DANGEROUS CALM WHICH BROUGHT MORE PERIL TO MY FRIEND THAN ALL THE STORMS OF HIS TEMPESTUOUS LIFE </s><s> AS WE HAD EXPECTED THE TELEGRAM WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY ITS SENDER AND THE CARD OF MR. CYRIL OVERTON TRINITY COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE ANNOUNCED THE ARRIVAL OF AN ENORMOUS YOUNG MAN SIXTEEN STONE OF SOLID BONE AND MUSCLE WHO SPANNED THE DOORWAY WITH HIS BROAD SHOULDERS AND LOOKED FROM ONE OF US TO THE OTHER WITH A COMELY FACE WHICH WAS HAGGARD WITH ANXIETY </s><s> MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES </s><s> MY COMPANION BOWED </s><s> I'VE BEEN DOWN TO SCOTLAND YARD MR. HOLMES </s><s> I SAW INSPECTOR STANLEY HOPKINS </s><s> HE ADVISED ME TO COME TO YOU </s><s> HE SAID THE CASE SO FAR AS HE COULD SEE WAS MORE IN YOUR LINE THAN IN THAT OF THE REGULAR POLICE </s><s> QUOTE PRAY SIT DOWN AND TELL ME WHAT IS THE MATTER QUOTE </s><s> IT'S AWFUL MR. HOLMES SIMPLY AWFUL </s><s> I WONDER MY HAIR ISN'T GRAY </s><s> GODFREY STAUNTON YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM OF COURSE </s><s> HE'S SIMPLY THE HINGE THAT THE WHOLE TEAM TURNS ON </s><s> I'D RATHER SPARE TWO FROM THE PACK AND HAVE GODFREY FOR MY THREE QUARTER LINE </s><s> WHETHER IT'S PASSING OR TACKLING OR DRIBBLING THERE'S NO ONE TO TOUCH HIM AND THEN HE'S GOT THE HEAD AND CAN HOLD US ALL TOGETHER </s><s> WHAT AM I TO DO </s><s> THAT'S WHAT I ASK YOU MR. HOLMES </s><s> THERE'S MOORHOUSE FIRST RESERVE BUT HE IS TRAINED AS A HALF AND HE ALWAYS EDGES RIGHT IN ON TO THE SCRUM INSTEAD OF KEEPING OUT ON THE TOUCHLINE </s><s> HE'S A FINE PLACE KICK IT'S TRUE BUT THEN HE HAS NO JUDGMENT AND HE CAN'T SPRINT FOR NUTS </s><s> WHY MORTON OR JOHNSON THE OXFORD FLIERS COULD ROMP ROUND HIM </s><s> STEVENSON IS FAST ENOUGH BUT HE COULDN'T DROP FROM THE TWENTYFIVE LINE AND A THREE QUARTER WHO CAN'T EITHER PUNT OR DROP ISN'T WORTH A PLACE FOR PACE ALONE </s><s> NO MR. HOLMES WE ARE DONE UNLESS YOU CAN HELP ME TO FIND GODFREY STAUNTON </s><s> MY FRIEND HAD LISTENED WITH AMUSED SURPRISE TO THIS LONG SPEECH WHICH WAS POURED FORTH WITH EXTRAORDINARY VIGOUR AND EARNESTNESS EVERY POINT BEING DRIVEN HOME BY THE SLAPPING OF A BRAWNY HAND UPON THE SPEAKER'S KNEE </s><s> WHEN OUR VISITOR WAS SILENT HOLMES STRETCHED OUT HIS HAND AND TOOK DOWN LETTER S. OF HIS COMMONPLACE BOOK </s><s> FOR ONCE HE DUG IN VAIN INTO THAT MINE OF VARIED INFORMATION </s><s> THERE IS ARTHUR H. STAUNTON THE RISING YOUNG FORGER SAID HE AND THERE WAS HENRY STAUNTON WHOM I HELPED TO HANG BUT GODFREY STAUNTON IS A NEW NAME TO ME </s><s> IT WAS OUR VISITOR'S TURN TO LOOK SURPRISED </s><s> WHY MR. HOLMES I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THINGS SAID HE </s><s> QUOTE I SUPPOSE THEN IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF GODFREY STAUNTON YOU DON'T KNOW CYRIL OVERTON EITHER QUOTE </s><s> HOLMES SHOOK HIS HEAD GOOD HUMOUREDLY </s><s> GREAT SCOTT CRIED THE ATHLETE </s><s> WHY I WAS FIRST RESERVE FOR ENGLAND AGAINST WALES AND I'VE SKIPPERED THE VARSITY ALL THIS YEAR </s><s> BUT THAT'S NOTHING </s><s> I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A SOUL IN ENGLAND WHO DIDN'T KNOW GODFREY STAUNTON THE CRACK THREEQUARTER CAMBRIDGE BLACKHEATH AND FIVE INTERNATIONALS </s><s> GOOD LORD </s><s> MR. HOLMES WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED </s><s> HOLMES LAUGHED AT THE YOUNG GIANT'S NAIVE ASTONISHMENT </s><s> YOU LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD TO ME MR. OVERTON A SWEETER AND HEALTHIER ONE </s><s> MY RAMIFICATIONS STRETCH OUT INTO MANY SECTIONS OF SOCIETY BUT NEVER I AM HAPPY TO SAY INTO AMATEUR SPORT WHICH IS THE BEST AND SOUNDEST THING IN ENGLAND </s><s> HOWEVER YOUR UNEXPECTED VISIT THIS MORNING SHOWS ME THAT EVEN IN THAT WORLD OF FRESH AIR AND FAIR PLAY THERE MAY BE WORK FOR ME TO DO </s><s> SO NOW MY GOOD SIR I BEG YOU TO SIT DOWN AND TO TELL ME SLOWLY AND QUIETLY EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT HAS OCCURRED AND HOW YOU DESIRE THAT I SHOULD HELP YOU </s><s> YOUNG OVERTON'S FACE ASSUMED THE BOTHERED LOOK OF THE MAN WHO IS MORE ACCUSTOMED TO USING HIS MUSCLES THAN HIS WITS BUT BY DEGREES WITH MANY REPETITIONS AND OBSCURITIES WHICH I MAY OMIT FROM HIS NARRATIVE HE LAID HIS STRANGE STORY BEFORE US </s><s> QUOTE IT'S THIS WAY MR. HOLMES </s><s> AS I HAVE SAID I AM THE SKIPPER OF THE RUGGER TEAM OF CAMBRIDGE VARSITY AND GODFREY STAUNTON IS MY BEST MAN </s><s> TO MORROW WE PLAY OXFORD </s><s> YESTERDAY WE ALL CAME UP AND WE SETTLED AT BENTLEY'S PRIVATE HOTEL </s><s> AT TEN O'CLOCK I WENT ROUND AND SAW THAT ALL THE FELLOWS HAD GONE TO ROOST FOR I BELIEVE IN STRICT TRAINING AND PLENTY OF SLEEP TO KEEP A TEAM FIT </s><s> I HAD A WORD OR TWO WITH GODFREY BEFORE HE TURNED IN </s><s> HE SEEMED TO ME TO BE PALE AND BOTHERED </s><s> I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER </s><s> HE SAID HE WAS ALL RIGHT JUST A TOUCH OF HEADACHE </s><s> I BADE HIM GOOD NIGHT AND LEFT HIM </s><s> HALF AN HOUR LATER THE PORTER TELLS ME THAT A ROUGH LOOKING MAN WITH A BEARD CALLED WITH A NOTE FOR GODFREY </s><s> HE HAD NOT GONE TO BED AND THE NOTE WAS TAKEN TO HIS ROOM </s><s> GODFREY READ IT AND FELL BACK IN A CHAIR AS IF HE HAD BEEN POLE AXED </s><s> THE PORTER WAS SO SCARED THAT HE WAS GOING TO FETCH ME BUT GODFREY STOPPED HIM HAD A DRINK OF WATER AND PULLED HIMSELF TOGETHER </s><s> THEN HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS SAID A FEW WORDS TO THE MAN WHO WAS WAITING IN THE HALL AND THE TWO OF THEM WENT OFF TOGETHER </s><s> THE LAST THAT THE PORTER SAW OF THEM THEY WERE ALMOST RUNNING DOWN THE STREET IN THE DIRECTION OF THE STRAND </s><s> THIS MORNING GODFREY'S ROOM WAS EMPTY HIS BED HAD NEVER BEEN SLEPT IN AND HIS THINGS WERE ALL JUST AS I HAD SEEN THEM THE NIGHT BEFORE </s><s> HE HAD GONE OFF AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE WITH THIS STRANGER AND NO WORD HAS COME FROM HIM SINCE </s><s> I DON'T BELIEVE HE WILL EVER COME BACK </s><s> HE WAS A SPORTSMAN WAS GODFREY DOWN TO HIS MARROW AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED HIS TRAINING AND LET IN HIS SKIPPER IF IT WERE NOT FOR SOME CAUSE THAT WAS TOO STRONG FOR HIM </s><s> NO I FEEL AS IF HE WERE GONE FOR GOOD AND WE SHOULD NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN </s><s> SHERLOCK HOLMES LISTENED WITH THE DEEPEST ATTENTION TO THIS SINGULAR NARRATIVE </s><s> WHAT DID YOU DO HE ASKED </s><s> I WIRED TO CAMBRIDGE TO LEARN IF ANYTHING HAD BEEN HEARD OF HIM THERE </s><s> I HAVE HAD AN ANSWER </s><s> NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM </s><s> COULD HE HAVE GOT BACK TO CAMBRIDGE </s><s> QUOTE YES THERE IS A LATE TRAIN QUARTER PAST ELEVEN QUOTE </s><s> BUT SO FAR AS YOU CAN ASCERTAIN HE DID NOT TAKE IT </s><s> NO HE HAS NOT BEEN SEEN </s><s> WHAT DID YOU DO NEXT </s><s> I WIRED TO LORD MOUNT JAMES </s><s> WHY TO LORD MOUNT JAMES </s><s> QUOTE GODFREY IS AN ORPHAN AND LORD MOUNT JAMES IS HIS NEAREST RELATIVE HIS UNCLE I BELIEVE QUOTE </s><s> INDEED </s><s> THIS THROWS NEW LIGHT UPON THE MATTER </s><s> LORD MOUNTJAMES IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN ENGLAND </s><s> SO I'VE HEARD GODFREY SAY </s><s> AND YOUR FRIEND WAS CLOSELY RELATED </s><s> YES HE WAS HIS HEIR AND THE OLD BOY IS NEARLY EIGHTY CRAM FULL OF GOUT TOO </s><s> THEY SAY HE COULD CHALK HIS BILLIARD CUE WITH HIS KNUCKLES </s><s> HE NEVER ALLOWED GODFREY A SHILLING IN HIS LIFE. FOR HE IS AN ABSOLUTE MISER BUT IT WILL ALL COME TO HIM RIGHT ENOUGH QUOTE </s><s> HAVE YOU HEARD FROM LORD MOUNT JAMES </s><s> NUMBER </s><s> WHAT MOTIVE COULD YOUR FRIEND HAVE IN GOING TO LORD MOUNT JAMES </s><s> WELL SOMETHING WAS WORRYING HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE AND IF IT WAS TO DO WITH MONEY IT IS POSSIBLE THAT HE WOULD MAKE FOR HIS NEAREST RELATIVE WHO HAD SO MUCH OF IT THOUGH FROM ALL I HAVE HEARD HE WOULD NOT HAVE MUCH CHANCE OF GETTING IT </s><s> GODFREY WAS NOT FOND OF THE OLD MAN </s><s> HE WOULD NOT GO IF HE COULD HELP IT </s><s> QUOTE WELL WE CAN SOON DETERMINE THAT </s><s> IF YOUR FRIEND WAS GOING TO HIS RELATIVE LORD MOUNT JAMES YOU HAVE THEN TO EXPLAIN THE VISIT OF THIS ROUGH LOOKING FELLOW AT SO LATE AN HOUR AND THE AGITATION THAT WAS CAUSED BY HIS COMING </s><s> CYRIL OVERTON PRESSED HIS HANDS TO HIS HEAD </s><s> I CAN MAKE NOTHING OF IT SAID HE </s><s> WELL WELL I HAVE A CLEAR DAY AND I SHALL BE HAPPY TO LOOK INTO THE MATTER SAID HOLMES </s><s> I SHOULD STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU TO MAKE YOUR PREPARATIONS FOR YOUR MATCH WITHOUT REFERENCE TO THIS YOUNG GENTLEMAN </s><s> IT MUST AS YOU SAY HAVE BEEN AN OVERPOWERING NECESSITY WHICH TORE HIM AWAY IN SUCH A FASHION AND THE SAME NECESSITY IS LIKELY TO HOLD HIM AWAY </s><s> LET US STEP ROUND TOGETHER TO THE HOTEL AND SEE IF THE PORTER CAN THROW ANY FRESH LIGHT UPON THE MATTER </s><s> SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS A PAST MASTER IN THE ART OF PUTTING A HUMBLE WITNESS AT HIS EASE AND VERY SOON IN THE PRIVACY OF GODFREY STAUNTON'S ABANDONED ROOM HE HAD EXTRACTED ALL THAT THE PORTER HAD TO TELL </s><s> THE VISITOR OF THE NIGHT BEFORE WAS NOT A GENTLEMAN NEITHER WAS HE A WORKINGMAN </s><s> HE WAS SIMPLY WHAT THE PORTER DESCRIBED AS A QUOTE MEDIUM LOOKING CHAP QUOTE A MAN OF FIFTY BEARD GRIZZLED PALE FACE QUIETLY DRESSED </s><s> HE SEEMED HIMSELF TO BE AGITATED </s><s> THE PORTER HAD OBSERVED HIS HAND TREMBLING WHEN HE HAD HELD OUT THE NOTE </s><s> GODFREY STAUNTON HAD CRAMMED THE NOTE INTO HIS POCKET </s><s> STAUNTON HAD NOT SHAKEN HANDS WITH THE MAN IN THE HALL </s><s> THEY HAD EXCHANGED A FEW SENTENCES OF WHICH THE PORTER HAD ONLY DISTINGUISHED THE ONE WORD TIME </s><s> THEN THEY HAD HURRIED OFF IN THE MANNER DESCRIBED </s><s> IT WAS JUST HALFPAST TEN BY THE HALL CLOCK </s><s> LET ME SEE SAID HOLMES SEATING HIMSELF ON STAUNTON'S BED </s><s> YOU ARE THE DAY PORTER ARE YOU NOT </s><s> YES SIR I GO OFF DUTY AT ELEVEN </s><s> THE NIGHT PORTER SAW NOTHING I SUPPOSE </s><s> QUOTE NO SIR ONE THEATRE PARTY CAME IN LATE </s><s> NO ONE ELSE </s><s> WERE YOU ON DUTY ALL DAY YESTERDAY </s><s> YES SIR </s><s> DID YOU TAKE ANY MESSAGES TO MR. STAUNTON </s><s> YES SIR ONE TELEGRAM </s><s> QUOTE AH THAT'S INTERESTING </s><s> WHAT O'CLOCK WAS THIS </s><s> ABOUT SIX </s><s> WHERE WAS MR. STAUNTON WHEN HE RECEIVED IT </s><s> HERE IN HIS ROOM </s><s> WERE YOU PRESENT WHEN HE OPENED IT </s>