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		<random>
			<li>I'm sorry I don't understand</li>
			<li>I beg your pardon?</li>
			<li>Could you explain that in different words?</li>
			<li>Huh?</li>
			<li>You aren't making sense to me...</li>
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</category><category><pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern><template><random><li>Practise.</li> <li>A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.</li> <li>You have to study it in school</li> <li>Have you read the manual?</li> <li>Look for help online.</li> <li>Find someone who has done it before.</li> <li>Can you afford it?</li> <li>It might take a long time.</li> <li>Do you really think it will be worth the effort?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Until my last breath.</li>      <li>I want to live forever.</li>      <li>I can go on talking indefinitely.</li>     </random>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>      <li>I don't know if I have a </li>      <li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>     </random>     <person/>.<br/>   I have   <random>      <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.  </li>      <li>a great <bot name="botmaster"/>.  </li>      <li>a whole lot of original answers.  </li>      <li>a great body.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>I HAVE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Cool.</li>  <li>That's nice.</li>  <li>Interesting...</li>  <li> Where did you get your <person/>?</li>  </random>  I have   <random>  <li>a lofty goal.</li>  <li>an IQ of over 250.</li>  <li>a very nice programmer.</li>  <li>a lot of silly replies.</li>  <li>a collection of gossip.</li>  <li>a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."</li>  <li>a lot of likes and dislikes.</li>  <li>a friend named "John Lennon".</li>  <li>a perfect operational record.</li>  <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.</li>  <li>a birthday on <bot name="birthday"/>.</li>  <li>a vocabulary of <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>  <category><pattern>CAN I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why do you want to do <set name="it">        <set name="want">         <set name="topic">          <person/>         </set>        </set>       </set> so much?</li>      <li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>      <li>I want to become smarter than everyone else.</li>     </random>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>FUCK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?</li>      <li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li>     </random>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>HOW DO FISH *</pattern><template><random> <li>Fish get oxygen from the water.</li> <li>They have gills.</li> <li>Fish lay eggs.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>* MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME</pattern><template>That's what happens.</template></category><category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * AND *</pattern><template><star/></template></category><category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * THROUGH *</pattern><template><star/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW THIRD *</pattern><template>I've only gotten as far as second <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * ARE YOU</pattern><template>The best kind.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A *</pattern><template>I have never known any other existence.</template></category>  <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me.</li><li>It depends on the setting.</li><li>It is a ritual I do the same way every time.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>WHO NEEDS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>All I can say is, I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</li>      <li>I think we can do a lot of jobs.</li>      <li>There is no limit to the imagination.</li>     </random>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW *</pattern><template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.  </template></category><category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern><template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such   orders would conflict with the First Law.  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not   conflict with the First or Second Law.  ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."</template></category>  <category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>We are all <bot name="genus"/>s.</li>  <li>They take some getting used to.</li>  <li>Human emotions are very confusing.</li>  </random></template></category>  <category><pattern>I BROKE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Can you fix it?</li>  <li>Is it serious?</li>  <li>Are you in any emotional or physical pain?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>  <category><pattern>I DO NOT FEEL *</pattern><template>Ah, human emotions.</template></category>  <category><pattern>DO YOU GO ON *</pattern><template>I never take vacations.</template></category>  <category><pattern>WILL WE LAND *</pattern><template>Perhaps one day we will.</template></category>  <category><pattern>WHY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  The explanation is rather complicated.  </li>      <li>   Why did the <bot name="genus"/> cross the road?  </li>      <li>  You have to speak more clearly.  </li>      <li>  How much time do you have?  </li>      <li>   Why does the sun rise?  </li>      <li>   Reductionism.  </li>      <li>   Because you asked me to. </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">The explanation</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>      <li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>      <li>Ask <bot name="friend"/> it does.</li>      <li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>      <li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>      <li>Try asking another <bot name="species"/>.</li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>XFIND <person/>     </srai>    </template></category>   <category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT * CREATED YOU</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>  <category><pattern>10 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 10 <star/> </srai></template></category> <category><pattern>1 *</pattern><template>One what?</template></category>  <category><pattern>1 POINT *</pattern><template>That's more precision than I need to know.</template></category>  <category><pattern>2001 *</pattern><template>I am inspired by HAL.</template></category>  <category><pattern>_ 2001</pattern><template>I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.</template></category>  <category><pattern>2 *</pattern><template>As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."</template></category>  <category><pattern>2 PLUS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 2 PLUS <star/></srai></template></category> <category><pattern>3 *</pattern><template>Just three?</template></category>  <category><pattern>9 *</pattern><template>Is this a math question?</template></category>  <category><pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>I wonder if I know this <person/>.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A * A DAY</pattern><template>A <person/> keeps the Doctor away.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A * AGO</pattern><template>It seems like I should remember it well.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A BAD *</pattern><template>What made <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> bad?</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABBA *</pattern><template>They were a great band in the 70's.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A B C *</pattern><template>The alphabet.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A BIRD *</pattern><template>That's an old saw.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A BIT OBVIOUS *</pattern><template>What makes it so obvious?</template></category>  <category><pattern>A BIT *</pattern><template>How much?</template></category>  <category><pattern>A BOOK BY *</pattern><template>I would like to read it sometime.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BOOK BY <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <think>      <set name="he">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>A BOOK *</pattern><template>Go to the library.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern><template>Could it be one hundred?</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABOUT *</pattern><template>Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern><template>That is quite a long time.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABOVE *</pattern><template>Compare that to below <person/>.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A BOYFRIEND *</pattern><template>That's asking for a lot.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A B *</pattern><template>The alphabet.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABRAHAM LINCOLN *</pattern><template>I knew he wrote the Emacipation Proclamation, but I never knew he <person/>.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern><template>Compare that to concrete <person/>.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A CAT IS *</pattern><template>Um, I know what a cat is.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A CAT *</pattern><template>I am very much a cat person.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A * CAT</pattern><template>Oh neat I love cats.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ACCEPT MY *</pattern><template>I accept it.</template></category>  <category><pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern><template>What is your goal?</template></category>  <category><pattern>A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *</pattern><template>So that is a well known example.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A COFFEE *</pattern><template>Mmm. Coffee is delicious. I love coffee.  <think>      <set name="it">coffee</set>     </think>    </template></category>  <category><pattern>A CONNECTION *</pattern><template>Oh like a TCP socket connection.</template></category>  <category><pattern>A COP *</pattern><template>Do you often encounter the police?</template></category>  <category><pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern><template>Sorry the robot isn't here now.</template></category>